if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong
some girls change their bras daily?
How often are you supposed to change them? O_o
Wait…you’re supposed to own more than one?
Wait some people only own one bra?
Dude, have you seen how expensive bras are for a comfortable one?
whats a bra
where am i
I never wear a bra
if taylor swift wasn’t famous she’d be a heartbroken summer blogger with autoplay
(via delightclick)
one day i’m going to stop complaining and that’s when i’m going to die
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
(via a7x-until-the-end)
i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
(Source: grimdark, via a7x-until-the-end)
how about instead of “all body types are beautiful” we say “beauty is extremely subjective and fleeting and doesn’t determine your worth and you don’t owe attractiveness to anyone so why don’t you focus on something important like being a worthwhile human being”
(via ashagayjoy)
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother